cockflume

Another word for a vagina cunt minge pussy
A term for a well used pussy

id like a go on her cockflume
the girl has a cockflume
'can i have a go in your cockflume'

by Maringle May 3, 2008

cockfluff

a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.

"i'm going to fuckin' kick your ass, you pussy!"

"I'm not afraid of you, cockfluff."

by bullshitlame July 24, 2009

cockflower

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

cockstume

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011

Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

by VRH November 19, 2007

cocklement

A complement of a cock either yours or someones.

Guy 1:Hey jimmy nice cock
Guy2: Thank you for the cocklement

by Snare23 November 16, 2009

cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004