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cocktub
(v) the act of inserting the penis into a mouth in order to provide the penis with a hot tub experience, romantically. Saliva volume contained within the mouth must remain at maximum capacity to ensure optimal hot tub characteristics of the mouth. Additionally, the owner of the mouth must not consume iced beverages a minimum of thirty-two minutes prior to commencement of romantic activities. Jets optional. Tongue massage feature mandatory.
cockstab
1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.
2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
Cockstuffing
Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.
Cockstuffing by Dr. Catfister March 17, 2010
Cockstuck
The opposite of cockblocked, cockstuck is when you enjoy the sex you are having so much, you cannot leave the girl you are having it with, even if Ex.1- she is having the same sex with your best friend, Ex.2- she's crazy, or Ex.3- your balls are so blue they are bound to fall off at any given moment.