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cockstub 

Having a stub for yuor genitalia.
Yo Dis foo right hurr has a cockstub.
cockstub by Biff December 20, 2003
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cockstume 

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.
Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.
cockstume by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011
(v) the act of inserting the penis into a mouth in order to provide the penis with a hot tub experience, romantically. Saliva volume contained within the mouth must remain at maximum capacity to ensure optimal hot tub characteristics of the mouth. Additionally, the owner of the mouth must not consume iced beverages a minimum of thirty-two minutes prior to commencement of romantic activities. Jets optional. Tongue massage feature mandatory.
"Jenny, I'm taking my pants off cuz we're going cocktubbing..."

and

"Sally, put your iced beverage down cuz daddy wants to cocktub."

and

"Your mouth is so warm and wet, it's like a goddamn cocktub!"
cocktub by Ranch God April 29, 2014

cockstab 

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
cockstab by Yegolev August 13, 2007

Cockstuffing 

The act of inserting a penis inside of another man's urethra for sexual pleasure.
Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.
Cockstuffing by Dr. Catfister March 17, 2010

Cockstuck 

The opposite of cockblocked, cockstuck is when you enjoy the sex you are having so much, you cannot leave the girl you are having it with, even if Ex.1- she is having the same sex with your best friend, Ex.2- she's crazy, or Ex.3- your balls are so blue they are bound to fall off at any given moment.
I've been wanting to dump her for a few months now, but the bitch has me cockstuck! I have nightmares about our raucous lovemaking sessions every night!
Cockstuck by silasam July 5, 2010
A ring that goes on your cock.
Also a piercing that goes on your cock. Cockstud
cockstud by Joejoe4111 March 19, 2017
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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