cocktub

(v) the act of inserting the penis into a mouth in order to provide the penis with a hot tub experience, romantically. Saliva volume contained within the mouth must remain at maximum capacity to ensure optimal hot tub characteristics of the mouth. Additionally, the owner of the mouth must not consume iced beverages a minimum of thirty-two minutes prior to commencement of romantic activities. Jets optional. Tongue massage feature mandatory.

"Jenny, I'm taking my pants off cuz we're going cocktubbing..."

and

"Sally, put your iced beverage down cuz daddy wants to cocktub."

and

"Your mouth is so warm and wet, it's like a goddamn cocktub!"

by Ranch God April 29, 2014

Hot Cocktub

In the shower your girl fills her mouth with hot water, inserts your swollen member into her mouth and proceeds to gargle. Thus creating the hot tub effect.

On Monday we do chest. Because if you want your girl to give you a Hot Cocktub while your giving your balls a scrub, your chest better be swole!!!

- Mr. Rage

by Mr. Mackus December 29, 2025

Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Cocktus

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.

Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!

by LordCowPat October 7, 2020

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

Cocktoberfest

A party lacking vaginas. All sausage, no bun. A gathering of mostly males.
Octoberfest is known for a festival of sausages.

aka "Sausage Party" or "Weinerfest"

"This party is such a cocktoberfest, all sausage, no bun"

by Pete Za October 11, 2003