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Cockstockton 

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
Cockstockton by matty new January 24, 2009

cockstop 

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.
Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.
cockstop by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009

cockstorm 

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks
cockstorm by Ga' November 21, 2003

Cocktonsil 

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

cockstench

:when you smell what his cock smells like and then after you fuck him your pussy seems to smell like his cock for a day or two, even after showers.

it may be my imagiation but I KNOW IT EXISTS
After I fucked Chris in the grass I could smell his cockstench on my pussy for a week.
cockstench by McTitty July 1, 2006

cockstand 

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.
that sexy image gives me a cockstand.
cockstand by mike briggs July 13, 2003