cocksalot

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A term used to describe the actions of one who seduces many women into sexual relations. Can also be used in first person when pronounced "cockalot" or as a name.

"Is that your boy over there spittin at that dime?"
"Yeah bro, he cocksalot of chicks..."

"Yo, you got game?"
"I don't know about game, but the ladies bust out my cockalot"

Sir Cocksalot

cocksalot by csk24 September 16, 2007

Words you can keep

Cocksnot

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...

"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"

Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

Related Words

cocksalot • cockslot • cocksloth • Cocksplotch • cockalotofpuss • cockalottapus • cocksalt • Cock Salute • cockalorum • Cockapotamus

Cockscotch

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

Cockscotch by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

cockslut

a female with an insaitable appetite for dick

that cockslut fucked all 8 of us in one night

cockslut by h3l1x December 31, 2002

Cockshot

A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.

Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?

Cockshot by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

Cockalorum

Bragging Talk, Crowing, A Self-Important little man

J: "Geoff is a Cockalorum"
P: "No, Rowling is a Cockalorum"

Cockalorum by SAPOL July 29, 2008

cockalotofpuss

A guy that gets alot of poon, his cock penetrates her pussy she shit her self. Later on a kid turns out to have aids.

Katie Price shagging a bird, cock mong. cockalotofpuss.

cockalotofpuss by CockTheMong January 2, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026