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cocksalt 

When you shoot your load across a mirror and let it dry and then line it up with a razor blade for your friends to snort...
That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!
cocksalt by shubacca2 March 25, 2017
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cocksall 

An old, unhappy, belligerent Italian women
Jesus Christ, she’s a cocksall
cocksall by Ancsefg September 27, 2019

cocksalot 

A term used to describe the actions of one who seduces many women into sexual relations. Can also be used in first person when pronounced "cockalot" or as a name.
"Is that your boy over there spittin at that dime?"
"Yeah bro, he cocksalot of chicks..."

"Yo, you got game?"
"I don't know about game, but the ladies bust out my cockalot"

Sir Cocksalot

cocksalot by csk24 September 16, 2007

Cocksalesman 

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.
"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"
Cocksalesman by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008

cocksaliva 

sperm, especially when dribbling from the source
I was going to spray all over her face but instead cocksaliva came dripping out.
cocksaliva by Imjustasexyman September 17, 2010

cocksultation 

An appointment that a female has with a male medical provider resulting in attention the female, and her sexual organs. Cocksultation versus consultation with a clinician.
I had a Cocksultation appointment with my doctor today and it felt amazing.
cocksultation by DoctorofD March 12, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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