Beastmode02's definitions

Pissrod

A baseball term, used when a batter hits a line drive so hard and straight that it looks like a pissrod. A pissrod is a boner (hard-on, chubby, stiffy, etc.) created by one needing to take a piss. Therefore, the straight trajectory of the ball looks like a boner, or a pissrod.

"I can't believe that pissrod was only a single."

by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

Meatball

A term used in baseball when a pitcher throws either a very slow pitch or a pitch that is very easy to hit.

"Oh, we're gonna' rip this pitchers tits. He throws meatballs."

by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

Fleshstick

Quite simply, a penis. A stick made of flesh.

Dude, you're just mad she chose my fleshstick over yours.

by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

Cockshot

A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.

Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?

by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

Domiplaytrix

A person, usually female, who gets aroused by playing tricks on her sex partners. The most effective domiplaytrixes are transvestites, as their first trick is the unveiling of their penis.

I never knew she was a domiplaytrix. That explains the flaming bag of shit she'd leave on my doorstep everytime we had sex.

by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009