cocks breath
''hey man i just came back from a medieval joust and the guy sitting next to me, boy he sure had cocks breath
cocks breath by Max Lawless January 19, 2008
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breath of a thousand cocks
Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".
breath of a thousand cocks by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007
Cock Breath
When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.
Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?
Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....
Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...
Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?
Billy: How do you know what it smells like?
Akward silence........
Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....
Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...
Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?
Billy: How do you know what it smells like?
Akward silence........
Cock Breath by Mr Meat Bat December 9, 2007
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cock breath macgee
1.) the official name given to the member of your group who is being a fag.
2.) dude that is being so gay that you can actually smell cock on his breath.
CBM
2.) dude that is being so gay that you can actually smell cock on his breath.
CBM
cock breath macgee by white cash November 5, 2008
Cock Breath
When one's breath smells like cock, one is said to have "Cock Breath." One who is said to have "Cock Breath" took on the smell of cock because s/he performs fellatio.
"Cock breath" is usually used as an insult, with the inference is that one either performs fellatio often or has performed it recently, because it is "on" one's breath. For men, this can be degrading as it implies he is a homosexual or otherwise likes to suck cock. For women, this can be degrading in that it implies she sucks alot of cock and is therefore a slut.
"Cock Breath" can also be used interchangibly with "cocksucker" and "dicksucker." Many would say "Cock breath" is more original and is therefore a funnier insult.
"Cock breath" is usually used as an insult, with the inference is that one either performs fellatio often or has performed it recently, because it is "on" one's breath. For men, this can be degrading as it implies he is a homosexual or otherwise likes to suck cock. For women, this can be degrading in that it implies she sucks alot of cock and is therefore a slut.
"Cock Breath" can also be used interchangibly with "cocksucker" and "dicksucker." Many would say "Cock breath" is more original and is therefore a funnier insult.
as a characterization of one's breath: "That dude's got massive case of cock breath, probably from sucking some massive cock."
as a name: "Hey, Cock Breath, I got something in my shorts for you!"
as a name: "Hey, Cock Breath, I got something in my shorts for you!"
Cock Breath by Martin Van Nostrand September 26, 2005
horse-cock breath
Vinnie reluctantly lit another black n mild, knowing full well the atrocious horse-cock breath it would give him.
horse-cock breath by ccnutmnkey December 7, 2004
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