beached

Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.

Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.

by WilliamEKennedy August 11, 2010

beached

1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.

2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.

1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"

Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."

2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"

Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."

by Michael B. Wang September 29, 2010

beached

To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.

To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.

--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.

Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)

Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.

Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!

by Ottoman Humper June 14, 2010

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j June 26, 2007

beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 6, 2006

Beached it

When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.

"Hey Andrew, I just beached it!" -Ben

"Congratulations" -Andrew

by tahoe-chaz January 8, 2014

The Beach

Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."

"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.

by Chalie Boy October 22, 2007