cockrifice 

The extraordinary costs and effort a gay man would go through in order to have sex. Includes, exhaustive walks across inhospitable terrains to reach remote cruising areas, 3am ventures into darkened urban green spaces and fingertip calluses from endlessly swiping Grindr screens...

"It was pouring down with rain and I hadn't slept in days when he pinged me on Grindr at 2.35am. I walked for two hours to his hovel but the sex was wild. It was definitely worth the cockrifice!"

cockrifice by Freddy12in August 1, 2025

Cockification

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Ryan: Baby, will you fight these girls?

Girl: Yeah, but only if you show me your cock.

Ryan: Damn Gurl, since when have you been cockified?

Cockification by Fuckeryaround July 29, 2020

sockrifice 

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.

Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.

sockrifice by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Cockified

long for cocky

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

Cockified by mr clutch July 19, 2011

cocknificent 

a male with a very large male member who is greatly respected by his peers for having a huge dong.

Hey Mike, do you work with Danny??
Mike: Yeah, he is sooo cocknificent!!

cocknificent by Chokichocolate February 28, 2009

sockrifice 

When you lose a sock while doing the laundry, whether that means it falls behind the machine or you cannot find one sock's mate.

*when folding laundry and have an odd number of socks* "Good thing I bought the 12-pack of athletic socks from Costco, it looks like I just sockrificed another one!"

sockrifice by unmoutonsvp7 April 28, 2014

cockerific 

Bill Maher's version of someone to fuck, or something great.

Damn, man, she's cockerific!!!

cockerific by the greenskeeper September 8, 2004