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cockrifice

The extraordinary costs and effort a gay man would go through in order to have sex. Includes, exhaustive walks across inhospitable terrains to reach remote cruising areas, 3am ventures into darkened urban green spaces and fingertip calluses from endlessly swiping Grindr screens...
"It was pouring down with rain and I hadn't slept in days when he pinged me on Grindr at 2.35am. I walked for two hours to his hovel but the sex was wild. It was definitely worth the cockrifice!"
by Freddy12in August 1, 2025
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Cockification

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.
Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Ryan: Baby, will you fight these girls?

Girl: Yeah, but only if you show me your cock.

Ryan: Damn Gurl, since when have you been cockified?
by Fuckeryaround July 29, 2020
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sockrifice

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.
Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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Cockified

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.
by mr clutch July 19, 2011
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cocknificent

a male with a very large male member who is greatly respected by his peers for having a huge dong.
Hey Mike, do you work with Danny??
Mike: Yeah, he is sooo cocknificent!!
by Chokichocolate February 28, 2009
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sockrifice

When you lose a sock while doing the laundry, whether that means it falls behind the machine or you cannot find one sock's mate.
*when folding laundry and have an odd number of socks* "Good thing I bought the 12-pack of athletic socks from Costco, it looks like I just sockrificed another one!"
by unmoutonsvp7 April 28, 2014
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cockerific

Bill Maher's version of someone to fuck, or something great.
Damn, man, she's cockerific!!!
by the greenskeeper September 8, 2004
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