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cockicidal maniac 

One who loves the cock everywhere, everytime, everyway.
Will often get paid for such services.
"What about her?"
"Oooh, Cockicidal Maniac. Legend has it that she starred in the first intteracial porn loop."
The process of killing something with your Penis.
Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!
Cockicide by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

Cockride 

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.
e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
Cockride by Tambre' November 20, 2011

Cockrider 

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider
Cockrider by Skelebubble April 10, 2020

cockcident 

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006

Cockicidal

Person who love the cock, often appear as shy or cautious. Reality dictates that they have an unholy hunger for the salami monster. they are often very good at multitasking.


adj : capable of or conducive to Orgies; "a YoghurtCoated rogue"; "a Spiderman rage"; "Woman Possessed"

This word was mad famous by Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

Another useful link is "Cockicidal Maniac" by Poopy and the Crimson Faries
She's a total cockicidal maniac, and is obsessed with guys, hot guys!

Syxpak Loves Cockicidal maniacs
Cockicidal by Doodee March 15, 2005
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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