Cockricide: a thing or agent whose primary effect is to makeanything COCK related null and void.
Gertrude’s constant yammering was a COCKRICIDE for Manny’s romantic evening plans. If she’d Shut TF Up for two seconds, the brother might be able to get a hard-on.
Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.
e.g.
Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"
"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."
-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
Person who love the cock, often appear as shy or cautious. Reality dictates that they have an unholy hunger for the salami monster. they are often very good at multitasking.
adj : capable of or conducive to Orgies; "a YoghurtCoated rogue"; "a Spidermanrage"; "Woman Possessed"
This word was mad famous by Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".
Another useful link is "Cockicidal Maniac" by Poopy and the Crimson Faries