sockrifice

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.

Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

sockrifice

When you lose a sock while doing the laundry, whether that means it falls behind the machine or you cannot find one sock's mate.

*when folding laundry and have an odd number of socks* "Good thing I bought the 12-pack of athletic socks from Costco, it looks like I just sockrificed another one!"

by unmoutonsvp7 April 28, 2014

sockrifice

Leaving a sock behind after a bad hook-up because it's more important to get out in a hurry than to keep searching for the other sock.

She said he was horrible and she left without bothering to find both of her socks afterward. They were a new pair, but it was worth the sockrifice.

by derby mined March 27, 2011

sockrifice

To sacrifice one (or both) of one's socks in order to wipe with when camping.

I can't believe I forgot TP! Now I have to sockrifice.

by mtnmayhem April 14, 2009

sockrifice

When you lose a sock in the washer or dryer, implying (in a joking manner) that there's some sort of supernatural agency to the phenomenon of losing socks.

The washer ate my favorite striped knee sock! I guess the laundry gods needed their monthly sockrifice.

by archaesmd October 25, 2011

Sockrifice

When a member of a friend group uses their sock to clean up a spilled substance or for any other use a sock can be used for. The important part is that someone gives up a sock. It is sometimes used to counter act a party foul.

Jared spilled his beer on the counter, therefore he made a Sockrifice so to avoid having to perform the party foul ritual of the night.

by Jedi_sir December 6, 2013

The Sacrifice

At the climax of a German or Austrian death/black metal concert, this is the act in which the headlining band torches the entire front row of spectators with a flamethrower. These are the steps:

1.) Lead vocalist lets out a blood scream 'Sacrifice!' (The front row goes crazy, they are ready to meet Satan).

2.) He burns the front row alive with a flamethrower

3.) They continue the show

Vocalist: "The Sacrifice!"

Fan: "Yes dude! I'm so pumped to get fuckin killed! Cannibal Corpse kills without mercy!"

Vocalist: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH (shooting flames)"

by agm13 April 29, 2011