cockrade

A parade of penises.

Sami: "I'm bored.. I could really use a cockrade right about now"
Bethanie: "You're right, a cockrade sounds fantastic!"

cockrade by Katerina Kat March 16, 2015

cockade 

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

cockade by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

Cockride 

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.

e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."

Cockride by Tambre' November 20, 2011

Cockrider 

Phen

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider

Cockrider by Skelebubble April 10, 2020

Cockrates 

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008

cockade 

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

cockade by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

cockrage 

The act of working with the intensity of sexual climax, esp. in athletics, accompanied by a torrential flow of male horomones.

Athlete 1. That sprint got me worked up in a malestrom of cockrage.

Athlete 2. Yes, quite so.

cockrage by Supasteezepants May 2, 2009