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cockade
1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"
1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...
cockade by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007
Related Words
Cockcade • cockade • cockcident • Cockade Blockade • Cockadeer • cockcad • Cockcake • cockrade • Skin cockade • cock cage
cockcage
Male chasity device that locks around the testicles with a cage that prevents the penis from getting hard. Device prevents a male from having sex or masturbating. Device also forces a male to sit when urinating.
I wanted him to remember who's in charge so I locked him in a cockcage.
I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.
I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.
cockcage by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 22, 2018
cockcident
Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006
cockade
A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).
He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!
After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.
After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.
cockade by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008
Cockcake
A chocolate cake that has been half eaten by people who do not own it, and then the owner puts his c*ck in the remaining half before making the people eat the rest.
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