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An alcoholic drink similar to a mimosa, with the addition of a shot of 90-proof peach schnaps. The full recipe is three parts champagne, two parts orange juice, and one part peach schnaps. The name of the drink is derived from the slang term for a rooster, as this drink is a celebrated creation from Suite 115 of the Ski Inn at Steamboat, CO (i.e. The Cock House).
After a long day of skiing and going to concerts, everyone was very tired and hung over the next morning. Fortunately for us, Sean accidently left his wallet when he drove back to Denver so we went to the liquor store and bought ingredients for cockosas. They were bad ass!
cockosa by douchebag16 January 16, 2010
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cockolate-chip cookie 

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:
cockolate-chip cookie by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

Cocksabad 

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.
Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!
Cocksabad by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Cocosanti 

Amanda: i can't believe you Calvin that's disgusting that fat girl had a COCOSANTI.

Calvin: whats that mean? she has cocopuffs in her vagina or something.

Amanda:....(-_-) it means dirty vagina fucktard.

Calvin: oh .....i was desperate =(

cocksand 

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)
Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
Using the shaft of the penis to stimulate the clitorisand labia at the same time. In missionary facilitated by griping behind the knees and rotating the womans pelivis upwards. Can be done in doggy position via reach around.
Once I put the Cocksaw on her she greased right up.
Cocksaw by EVIL TURTLE GOD December 18, 2009

Cockolantern 

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom
ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!