urban exploration

The act of exploring abandoned buildings, storm drains, machine rooms, and other places in cities where people do not normally go. Usually illegal, always fun. Possibly considered a terrorist act by post-democracy unelected governmental goons.

Where were you?
"I was doing some urban exploration down at the abandoned steel mill."

by Bob McFillius April 09, 2003

shitclump

A tiny clump of shit: Used as a derogatory term or insult.

"He's such a fucking shitclump."

by Bob McFillius April 09, 2003

feminine itch

1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.

2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.

1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.

2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.

by Bob McFillius June 20, 2003

postcount

Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.

Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...

*click*

Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.

by Bob McFillius July 08, 2003

dickclit

A clit that is large enough to be mistaken for a penis, although is not.

That bitch had a 2" dickclit!

by Bob McFillius April 09, 2003

cuhh

A noise made by a very obese person while breathing.

"Hey guys! Cuhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by Bob McFillius April 09, 2003

cockmuffler

Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.

That girl is a regular cockmuffler!

by Bob McFillius April 09, 2003