cocklover

A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.

"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."

cocklover by Durka Man June 26, 2007

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.

"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."

cocklover by crackotfige September 21, 2005

cocklover

Someone like lamb or clarkee or any of clarkees friends. they love cock.

Lamb: OOh i want sum cock!
Clarkee: Here suck mine
Clarkees m8s: ooh can we jack off while we watch
Clarkee and Lamb: Mmm we love cock

cocklover by R3v0Lv3R February 21, 2004

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. zen

someone who showcases their vocabulary because he's a know it all, cocklover and cheats on their wife

cocklover by kraziness August 9, 2006

Chucklover 

Someone that loves loves LOVES Converse All Stars shoes. The widely used nickname for a pair of Converse is Chucks, shortened from Chuck Taylor. Thus, they are a Chucklover.

Benny: I like your kicks, dood.
Baker: You know why I love Chucks so much? Because everyone wears them and they're still respected. They're like the Rolling Stones of sneakers. Or the Scarface of sneakers. Skaters wear them, Cholos wear them, thugs, taggers, rappers, punks, metal heads, graf writers, hipsters, nerdists, hippies, yuppies, celebrities, artists, gangbangers...
Benny: Dooood, I get it... they're widely respected.
Baker: Another reason I love Chucks is that they're immortal. Like vampires. They have stayed the same since their inception; for almost a hundred years, and they still look the same now. And in another hundred years they still won't change. When humans start colonizing on other planets... they'll be wearing Chucks just like ours.
Benny: Doooood. You are a...motherfucking... Chucklover.

Chucklover by PDXJohnny99 May 23, 2013

Cockiversary 

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .

It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.

Cockiversary by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010