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A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.
"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."
cocklover by Durka Man June 26, 2007
Words you can keep
1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."
cocklover by crackotfige September 21, 2005
Someone like lamb or clarkee or any of clarkees friends. they love cock.
Lamb: OOh i want sum cock!
Clarkee: Here suck mine
Clarkees m8s: ooh can we jack off while we watch
Clarkee and Lamb: Mmm we love cock
cocklover by R3v0Lv3R February 21, 2004
1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. zen

someone who showcases their vocabulary because he's a know it all, cocklover and cheats on their wife
cocklover by kraziness August 9, 2006

Chucklover 

Someone that loves loves LOVES Converse All Stars shoes. The widely used nickname for a pair of Converse is Chucks, shortened from Chuck Taylor. Thus, they are a Chucklover.
Benny: I like your kicks, dood.
Baker: You know why I love Chucks so much? Because everyone wears them and they're still respected. They're like the Rolling Stones of sneakers. Or the Scarface of sneakers. Skaters wear them, Cholos wear them, thugs, taggers, rappers, punks, metal heads, graf writers, hipsters, nerdists, hippies, yuppies, celebrities, artists, gangbangers...
Benny: Dooood, I get it... they're widely respected.
Baker: Another reason I love Chucks is that they're immortal. Like vampires. They have stayed the same since their inception; for almost a hundred years, and they still look the same now. And in another hundred years they still won't change. When humans start colonizing on other planets... they'll be wearing Chucks just like ours.
Benny: Doooood. You are a...motherfucking... Chucklover.
Chucklover by PDXJohnny99 May 23, 2013

Cockiversary 

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .
It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.
Cockiversary by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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