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COCKWASHER 

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want
there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime
COCKWASHER by Our adventures November 1, 2020

Cockasaurus 

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"
That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.
Cockasaurus by Zarr January 20, 2004

Cockasaurusrex 

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis
cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!

Cockwasher 

Shut your fucking Cockwasher
Cockwasher by 6Kes9 January 11, 2009

Cockshark 

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.
I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

Cockasaurus 

A man with a very large penis almost the size of the Willis Tower, could be called Big Willie.
That guy is a cockasaurus. No way! What!
Cockasaurus by Cockstain23 December 11, 2009