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A comglomerate of two common insult terms, the cockjew is someone who is either a jerk, doing something lame, or a combination of many such things.
Ben is such a cockjew for looking at all of that horse porn in front of his lady.
cockjew by Reisser April 28, 2004
A very old Jewish tradition where the male inserts his cock into a hot toaster, proving that he is now a man, and not a child anymore
Andrew couldn't wait until his 15th birthday so he could preform his cockjew ceremony
cockjew by jermiah April 29, 2004
1. When your jaw hurts from sucking too much dick.
Joy had cockjaw from sucking too much dick.
cockjaw by sketchydivey May 28, 2006

cockjectivity 

Cockjectivity—when you meet a woman and the dick says yes louder than anything else can say no!
Bro, I don't know about this girl. She is awesome: body like Athena. I'm going on cockjectivity and that is saying: yes!
cockjectivity by Beatrix_hanzo June 19, 2016

cockjaws 

Listen "Cockjaws" why don't you keep your fuckkin mouth shut !
cockjaws by Darren Atkinson April 6, 2003
A female that is stingy with her significant others cock. Will not let him have intercourse with anyone else
50 Cent is such a cock jew
cock jew by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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