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Knowitall 

Someone who knows it all and is brown with a white Subaru
Levi the knowitall said he watched two dogs sucks each other off and they both came at the same time because he fingered their buttholes
Knowitall by Miketbag March 23, 2023
Words you can keep

knowitall knownothing 

A person who acts like they know it all but prove they know nothing.
I paid attention to what they were saying, until i realized he was a knowitall knownothing. Then i told him to shut up.

Urban Knowitall 

Guy who puts definitions on urban dictionary to either make someone laugh, or to prove himself right.
Urban Knowitall: guys look on urban dictionary, it has my username! and it says im handsome and rich!
Person: you posted that...

Knowallogist 

A person who specializes in knowing EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING, regardless of whether they know anything at all.
I asked him if he preferred red or white wine and got a 30 minute dissertation on wine and viticulture! Yeah, he's a Knowallogist.
Knowallogist by Loanwolf February 6, 2014

knowitallism 

To pretend to know all about something.
That stubborn little cunt has a serious case of knowitallism, I'd sure like to kick him in the head.
knowitallism by MjX June 2, 2003

Knowalledge 

know-all-edge: noun: The fact or condition of knowing everything. Knowalledge is commonly found in individuals who know everything about anything. Other common traits for individuals possessing knowalledge are the ability to annoy others, frequent need to correct what people say, and homosexuality.
Mr. Know-it-all has lots of knowalledge
Knowalledge by Big Daddy Samoa March 5, 2010

Knowitallogy 

The practice of believing you know everything when, in truth, you know nothing at all
In-laws, particularly mothers in-laws are masters in knowitallogy
Knowitallogy by The Mighty Big Boy October 5, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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