Cockitus 

A allergic symptom were a person wants a lemon flavored cock

He has cockitus so they have cocks for special party's.

Cockitus by Humperdink August 10, 2017

Cockitude 

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

Cockitude by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

Cocktus Jack 

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

Cocktus Jack by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Cocktus 

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.

Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!

Cocktus by LordCowPat October 7, 2020

Cocktus 

A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015

Danny: I love my new cactus
Frank: Ha it looks like a cocktus. Get it cuz it looks like a cock😂

Cocktus by Julius_Caesar June 7, 2016

Cocktus 

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.

He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.

Cocktus by McMunchie April 13, 2008

Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010