cockia 

1. a penis the size of a Nokia

2. kyle williams' penis

3. a penis approximately the size of 14.8 cm or smaller

Kyle Williams has a COCKIA!!! hahaha yeh kyle youuuuuu hav a small penis!!!

cockia by kitty February 19, 2004

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.

„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“

cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting

Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"

Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

Cocka-Puta

The wild Cocka-Puta or Cocka-Puto is a human who carelessly receives anal sex without first cleaning out his or her own ass. This compound word is derived from the Spanish word for "shit", caca - and puta or puto, a Spanish term for a promiscuous female or male. Also referenced is the designer dog breed name Cackapoo. The wild Cocka-Puta has a strange understanding of physics and human anatomy, or quite possibly a secret poop-sex fetish.

Man, that Cacka-Puta from last night wrecked my dick, couch cushions, and bedsheets.

Currently there are no know hookup sites for Cocka-Putas and Cocka-Putos to enable each others issues instead of destroying every one else's lives...and linens without warning, but for fuck sake there should be.

Cocka-Puta by Centaur69 July 13, 2021

cockade 

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

cockade by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

cocka blocka flame 

the ultimate cock block. nothing tops this guy. he is completely unaware that he has no talent, game, skill, or penis and will do whatever it takes to prevent you, the far superior male, from getting much needed punani.

Male Victim 1- Bro, (he who shall not be named) wouldnt fuckin get the hint last nite

Male victim 2- I know bro, he had no shot with either girl, i just dont know if he knew what he was doing or if he thought one of the broads would suck his lil cock over one of ours

Male victim 3- he had no clue what he was doing, hes fucking retarded and pathetic. im callin him cocka blocka flame from now on

cocka blocka flame by TheDuo January 24, 2011