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a cockeldanger is the mirror image of your cock that exists in paralel universes

in theory if you touched with one of your infinite possible cockeldangers you would both implode in what could only be described as the wonderful orgasm unimaginable and at the exact same time the both of you would no longer exist.

cockeldanger by Evil Genius aka Cameron Frew March 2, 2017

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Cockelgänger

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.

"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"

Cockelgänger by rapunzabel April 25, 2017

Related Words

cockeldanger • Cockelgänger • cockelbanger • Clockelganger • Cockleganger • Cocklganger

Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.

He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.

Cocklganger by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016

Cockleganger

Someone whose penis looks exactly like yours.

Wow, that dude's dong looks just like yours. He must be your cockleganger.

Cockleganger by ClaudiusMaximus22 September 19, 2017

Clockelganger

The feeling when someone is astonished apon learning that the time is much earlier or later then they had thought.

Me: What time is it?
Them: 10pm
Me: wow what a clockelganger, I thought it was more like 6pm

Clockelganger by Cutyamulletitsshit November 26, 2016

Cockelgänger

An individual whose cock is identical to another individual's cock. So much so that photographs may not reveal the differences.

Dude, last night we sent a pic of my junk to B's girl as a joke. She didn't know it wasn't his! Either she was hammered or I am his cockelgänger!

Cockelgänger by WampaOne February 25, 2012

cockelbanger

derived from the terms cock and bang this word defines one who likes the cock

n; a cock enthusiast

Susan is such a cockelbanger

cockelbanger by Loki008 March 8, 2005

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026