Clockelganger

The feeling when someone is astonished apon learning that the time is much earlier or later then they had thought.

Me: What time is it?
Them: 10pm
Me: wow what a clockelganger, I thought it was more like 6pm

by Cutyamulletitsshit November 26, 2016

Cockelgänger

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.

"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"

by rapunzabel April 25, 2017

Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.

He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.

by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016

Cockleganger

Someone whose penis looks exactly like yours.

Wow, that dude's dong looks just like yours. He must be your cockleganger.

by ClaudiusMaximus22 September 19, 2017

Cockelgänger

An individual whose cock is identical to another individual's cock. So much so that photographs may not reveal the differences.

Dude, last night we sent a pic of my junk to B's girl as a joke. She didn't know it wasn't his! Either she was hammered or I am his cockelgänger!

by WampaOne February 25, 2012

cockelbanger

derived from the terms cock and bang this word defines one who likes the cock

n; a cock enthusiast

Susan is such a cockelbanger

by Loki008 March 8, 2005

cockeldanger

a cockeldanger is the mirror image of your cock that exists in paralel universes

in theory if you touched with one of your infinite possible cockeldangers you would both implode in what could only be described as the wonderful orgasm unimaginable and at the exact same time the both of you would no longer exist.

by Evil Genius aka Cameron Frew March 2, 2017