cocked off 

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

cocked off by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009

Cocked off 

When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot

"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."

" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."

" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."

Cocked off by Skunkpumper October 8, 2022

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

off-cocked by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

Cooked off my Rocker 

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

Cooked off my Rocker by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

Gey cocken offen yom 

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

Gey cocken offen yom by creedmoor October 11, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020