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Cocked off 

When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot
"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."

" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."

" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
Cocked off by Skunkpumper October 8, 2022

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.
The painter hung the picture off-cocked.
off-cocked by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

Cooked off my Rocker 

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.
"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"
Cooked off my Rocker by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

Gey cocken offen yom 

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."
"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."
Gey cocken offen yom by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026