cocked off

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009

Cocked off

When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot

"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."

" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."

" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."

by Skunkpumper October 8, 2022

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

Cooked off my Rocker

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

Gey cocken offen yom

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004