by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006
by Rio-T - September 20, 2003
(Of a woman) Not having sex.
Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016
That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.
Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.
Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.
by Steve June 4, 2004
An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.
Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.
by Slaney October 3, 2006
Coigned by Bubba the Love Sponge: When two males that cannot settle an argument or dispute in any other civilized fashion resort to measuring their genitals to determine a winner. The standard form is to lay your junk on a table about yea high while your opponent does the same from the opposite side. The match is immediately forfeit if you attempt to touch your opponent while he is in this position.
Bubba and Ronny had an dispute that they couldn't settle. Bubba challenged Ronny to a cock off. When they measured their cocks, it was determined tht Bubba's cock was longer....He was then named the winner of the cock off and the argument. ...and there was much rejoicing
by lumberjim December 5, 2007
Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009