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cockcracker 

A cockcracker is someone who sucks on your cock so hard that it feels like it’s cracking . it feels really good
Caroline did me last night, she was a really good cockcracker”
cockcracker by liar4563 February 19, 2019
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cockrocker 3000 

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

cockjacker 

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.
Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank
cockjacker by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

cockstacker 

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
cockstacker by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

cocksmacker 

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.
Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

cocksmacker by Nick October 16, 2003

cocksnacker 

someone who eats cock as often as eating snacks.
Cocksnacking is an art form when it comes down to avoiding to srcape the penis with your teeth.
cocksnacker by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

cockcracka 

its when you're majorly ass fucking this B-I-itch and she bends her big ass booty up and your moster cock breaks of in her ass
"Damn bitch! You gave me a motha F*'n cockcracka! Now Ima hafta get me a F*'n mangina!You HO!
cockcracka by e-fizzle May 13, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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