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cockrocker 3000 

Harry Potter's first "broom"
Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

cockjacker 

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.
Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank
cockjacker by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

cockstacker 

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
cockstacker by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

cocksmacker 

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.
Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!
cocksmacker by Nick October 16, 2003

cocksnacker 

someone who eats cock as often as eating snacks.
Cocksnacking is an art form when it comes down to avoiding to srcape the penis with your teeth.
cocksnacker by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

cockcracka 

its when you're majorly ass fucking this B-I-itch and she bends her big ass booty up and your moster cock breaks of in her ass
"Damn bitch! You gave me a motha F*'n cockcracka! Now Ima hafta get me a F*'n mangina!You HO!
cockcracka by e-fizzle May 13, 2005