cockerbollocks 

A phrase used to describe a situation that's gone drastically wrong.

Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.

cockerbollocks by TukayAway November 15, 2010

cockbollocks 

merge between 2 common swear words to give added impact

"Ah cockbollocks, I've locked me fuckin' keys in the car!"

cockbollocks by Jonathan Foley August 11, 2004

cockbollocks 

The male sexual organs

Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks

cockbollocks by stainesmassive April 5, 2008