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Cockblockster 

The Cockblockster is a well-known signature created and performed by CAW wrestler, Stalker. The move has the opponent positioned in the corner, facing the front, while the wrestler then proceeds to do a clothesline to the opponent in the corner, pushes the opponent to the middle of the ring, and then performs a roll through into a blockbuster.

The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.

The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.
Two goated individuals doing commentary for GTT: Warchain S2 E22 during the Stalker vs. Will O Connor Match.

APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.
Cockblockster by JayIsYourHomie August 12, 2021
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cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.
This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.
cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

cockblocker

A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.
friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
cockblocker by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010

cockblocker

A person who has nobody to love so they decide to take it out on you try and interfere with your relationship and stop the flow of love and emotions. They also prevent you from getting some....
Girl One: Baby, I love you

Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?
cockblocker by Erectile Function October 28, 2014

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is the often stigmatizing label given to an individual who, under social norms, is charged with and found guilty of one or more of the following acts (the range of acts is not limited to those mentioned herein):

1) She/He interferes when two people are flirting.
2) She/He interferes when two people are being intimate by way of kissing, dancing, or cuddling
3) She/He interferes while two people are engaging in genital intimacy, foreplay, or sexual intercourse
4) She/He interferes in any of the above acts that involve more than two people.

Normally a cock blocker is only labeled such when she/he interferes with the prospect of sexual intercourse, but since any of the above can lead to sexual intercourse, we can expand our definition.
1) Ron (aware of his actions) walked over to Jim and Sally's table while they were having a romantic dinner on their anniversary. Ron's a cockblocker.

2) James purposely coughed loudly to interrupt Jenine's and Michale's goodbye kiss. James is a cockblocker.

3) Tim walked over to Gregory and noticed that his hand was in Christiana's pants. He inconsiderately bumps into Tim, making him feel uncomfortable and thus pull his hand out. Tim is guilty of cockblocking.

4) Kathy hid all the toys her parents were planning to use in tonight's secret orgy at the Krusty Krab. Kathy is a cockblocker
Cockblocker by SinedIsahnac November 25, 2010

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.
cockblocker by Joey March 20, 2003

League of Extraordinary Cockblockers 

An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
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