cock-tan

Another name for an older male who is very tan during the winter months and hangs out with the college crowd in public.

Look at this cock-tan at the bar partying like it's 1999.

by Chokatay October 27, 2010

Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 02, 2011

Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023