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cock-squats 

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A sexual position where a person squats onto a cock with their feet planted firmly on the ground and proceeds to lift themselves up and down using solely leg power. So named because of the visual similarity to the excercise - squats. This position works best if the man (who's lying on his back) doesn't move too much. Let the cock squater do all the work.
Wow, that dancer has real strong legs...I bet she'd be great at cock-squats.
cock-squats by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005
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Cock Squat 

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Fucking with the woman on top and squatting on the man's cock. Knees are off the bed and actual squats on done up and down on the cock. Hands hold the top of his shoulders for balance and leverage. Excellent cardio workout, great for the abs, quads, glutes and she controls the pace for her orgasm.
Sophie was getting quite a workout doing cock squats on Jay's cock.
Cock Squat by Sophie-Jo December 18, 2011

cock squasher

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one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.
she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.
cock squasher by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

cock squasher

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A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.
Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

Cock squat 

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When a woman claims a man without him seeking to be in a relationship. This is mostly to prevent him from getting other women in the hopes that he'll come back to the cock squatter in desperation.
I slept with her one time, wtf?
look out holmes, she's trying to cock squat!

cock squatting what a bitch
Cock squat by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

cock squashed 

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An insult intended to call someone a hoe or slut for taking a lot of dicks.
Maria needs to fuck outta here with her cock squashed ass self.
cock squashed by NichoKeshaun December 3, 2017

Cocksquatch 

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A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.
"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."
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