3 definitions by T-B0NE666

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A sexual position where a person squats onto a cock with their feet planted firmly on the ground and proceeds to lift themselves up and down using solely leg power. So named because of the visual similarity to the excercise - squats. This position works best if the man (who's lying on his back) doesn't move too much. Let the cock squater do all the work.
Wow, that dancer has real strong legs...I bet she'd be great at cock-squats.
by T-B0NE666 January 04, 2005
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A sexual exploit consisting of 4 or more participants both giving AND receiving a salad tossing by positioning themselves in a circle while on their hands and knees. It's kind of a modified daisy chain with a side of rimjob.
When the Thompsons and the Nelsons get together for an evening of punch & pie, they always seem to end up in a funky bunch.
by T-B0NE666 January 04, 2005
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Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".
If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.
by T-B0NE666 January 04, 2005
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