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cock swamp by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014
Words you can keep
Swamp cock
When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it
“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”
“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”
“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”
Swamp cock by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019
Swamp Cock
The unfortunate condition in which the penis has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman's swamp pussy that the cock itself begins to change colors and ferment. The horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.
Man: Dang, I got some mad swamp cock. I don't think I can make it to that job interview.
Woman: Sorry about that...
Woman: Sorry about that...
Swamp Cock by ColonPounder December 28, 2009
swamp cock
when you have sexualintercourse with a girl/man that's has swamp ass causing you to have mushrooms grow on your cock.
I had sex with my girl last night we had Shrek cosplay and it went Great because she had a swampy ass in turn giving me swamp cock and a few mushrooms to grow down there.
swamp cock by swag_vape_lord December 29, 2016
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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