5 definitions by ColonPounder
The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.
Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...
Woman: Sorry about that...
by ColonPounder December 29, 2010
One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.
Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.
Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.
by ColonPounder December 29, 2010
The unfortunate condition in which the vagina has become so inflamed by noxious toxins due to lack of hygiene. It can become swamp-like and grows more potent over time. This is as detrimental to one's social life as it is to one's underwear. The worst sufferer is a poor male who tries to copulate with the swamp pussy. This this only happens either by drunken behavior or possibly a self-destructive fetish. Known to be the cause of Swamp Cock.
by ColonPounder December 29, 2010
The unfortunate condition in which the penis has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman's swamp pussy that the cock itself begins to change colors and ferment. The horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.
Man: Dang, I got some mad swamp cock. I don't think I can make it to that job interview.
Woman: Sorry about that...
Woman: Sorry about that...
by ColonPounder December 29, 2010
The unfortunate condition of premature ejaculation. This can be brought out by a multitude of causes, including but not limited to; dog barking suddenly during sex.
Man: Oh dang, I blew my stack when I heard Justin Timberlake playing on the radio while we were having sex. We were only 2 minutes into it, why did you turn that cd on so soon when you know what his voice does to me?!
Woman: Sorry...
Woman: Sorry...
by ColonPounder December 29, 2010