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cock looker 

One who enjoys looking at another's genitals and judges their attractiveness. However, a cock looker, does not take his visual needs into action and will only look but not touch. Be carful because Identifying one could be challenging because often times they may use binoculars to disguise their need to look at cocks.
1. While talking to Zack I noticed him smiling and looking at my cock... He must be a cock looker.
2. The beezos don't appreciate cock lookers
cock looker by Bezzos' May 20, 2016
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Cock locker 

1)A room full of men.

2)A gay club or bar.

3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!

I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.

Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
Cock locker by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008

Cock Locker 

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."
Cock Locker by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013

Cock Locker 

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.
Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER
Cock Locker by jfj91 January 27, 2009

locker room cock 

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.
hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!
locker room cock by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

Locker Room Cock (LRC) 

An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.
Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"

Swinging cocklocker 

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
Swinging cocklocker by Davedale August 24, 2019
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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