cock clamp 

Cock clamp. Is a good tight pussy at the beginning of incursion. Then the bitch clamps down and you can pull out. Now you a daddy.

Bro. She pulled a cock clamp on me!! Now I'm stuck paying child support..

cock clamp by Cock clamp March 8, 2019

Campbell cock

When Penis is smaller the 1-inch

You got a Campbell cock.

Campbell cock by anonymous April 6, 2022

cocklamp 

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

cocklamp by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

cockslamp 

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.

"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"

cockslamp by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011

Cockchamp 

The ring of fire around one's asshole.

Jared: Ah Yashas, I am having a cockchamp right now

Cockchamp by DjBanana22 February 4, 2021