cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005

Cock-Balloon

Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.

Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.

Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.

Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.

by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011

Cock Balloon

A tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time.

Lets take a tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time with a Cock Balloon sandwich.

by Tits McGee O'Piggly Pee December 16, 2008

cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

by XRKelly June 24, 2018

cockaloon

See "gargantuan Pecker" or "Behemoth Dick"

1.Ima put my "cockaloon" down your throat..
2.hold on 1 second while i place my "cockaloon" in your hand...

by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003