Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.
Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.
Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.
Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.
Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011
Get the Cock-Balloonmug. by Tits McGee O'Piggly Pee December 16, 2008
Get the Cock Balloonmug. After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
by SGT. Birdfeeder January 01, 2012
Get the cock sock water balloonmug.