cock baloon

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 13, 2005

Ball Eater

noun; One who engages in the act of fully inserting testicles into his/her mouth and suckling them.

guy1:I saw Joey sucking some guy's nards the other day. He sure had a mouthful!

guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 13, 2005

mad twatter

1. n; One who feels as if him or herself is going insane due to the lack of exposure to vagina.

2. n; Someone who is addicted to vagina-licking.

"Gloria is such a mad twatter. I've never in my life seen a lesbian who couldn't go one minute without tasting a fur burger!"

by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 13, 2005