3 definitions by XRKelly

Wine-up

The action of drinking wine after being sober.

I better wine-up, everybody here at the party is way ahead of me.

I came home and decided to wine-up , sit on the porch and watch the sunset.

by XRKelly September 5, 2019

Speedbump

Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.

We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.

by XRKelly September 5, 2019

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

by XRKelly June 24, 2018