3 definitions by XRKelly

1
The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.
Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!
by XRKelly June 24, 2018
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Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.
We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.
by XRKelly September 04, 2019
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The action of drinking wine after being sober.
I better wine-up, everybody here at the party is way ahead of me.

I came home and decided to wine-up , sit on the porch and watch the sunset.
by XRKelly September 04, 2019
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