Definitions by XRKelly

Speedbump 

Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.

We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.

Speedbump by XRKelly September 4, 2019

Wine-up 

The action of drinking wine after being sober.

I better wine-up, everybody here at the party is way ahead of me.

I came home and decided to wine-up , sit on the porch and watch the sunset.

Wine-up by XRKelly September 4, 2019

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

Cockballoon by XRKelly June 24, 2018