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cock'n it by Christina Tannehill August 1, 2008
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Cock n' Ballin it
the act of putting one's penis as far as humanly possible in another's mouth so that said ball sack is on their chin.
Cock n' Ballin it by Polio (im better than the other polio) June 18, 2007
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cocknitive
cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013
cocknitive dissonance
1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.
2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it
3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it
3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
cocknitive dissonance by xanadoodle March 27, 2017
Cocknitive Dissonance
Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.
Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance
Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance
Cocknitive Dissonance by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018
Cocknitive dickonance
Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.
Cocknitive dickonance by Koekebakker October 12, 2018
Cocknition
Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?
Catherine: I have good cocknition.
Riley: aye u gotta cock?
Catherine: I have good cocknition.
Riley: aye u gotta cock?
Cocknition by ItsRec March 26, 2021
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