ItsRec's definitions

spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”

by ItsRec August 5, 2022

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Libleft

Slang for a quadrant on the political compass, libertarian left.

Libleft supporters and followers believe in reduced government, social progressivism, and left wing economic systems.

Carter: Man, I fucking love smoking crack while getting my gender reassignment surgery.

Bob: That is the most libleft thing I have heard today.

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

A minor

Jeffrey Epstein favorite musical key.

John: What is your favorite key to play in?

Jeffrey Epstein: A minor.

by ItsRec April 19, 2021

Authleft

Slag for a quadrant on the political compass, authoritarian left.

Authleft supporters and followers believe in increased government power and left wing economic systems.

Zach: I should be paid $200/hour for working as a McDonald’s clerk.

Sadie: Authleft moment.

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

Cocknition

Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.

Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?

by ItsRec March 26, 2021

the griddy

a dance used primarily by homosexual men to inform other men that they wish to have sexual relations with them

robert: does the griddy

frank: 👅🤭❤️💦

by ItsRec August 5, 2022