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Someone who posts on r/wallstreetbets
Hey are you an ape?

Are you kidding? I own over 200 shares of $GME!
by ItsRec March 21, 2021

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Jeffrey Epstein favorite musical key.
John: What is your favorite key to play in?

Jeffrey Epstein: A minor.
by ItsRec April 19, 2021

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Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.
Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?
by ItsRec March 26, 2021

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A Puff Bar is a disposable electronic cigarette. The company which produces the item, Puff, claims that it is for adults only, yet its primary consumer is teenagers aged 14-17.

These are preferred by teens because they smell good, are relatively affordable, and can easily be hidden in plain sight. People who use them think that they are gangsters because they are using nicotine.
Alex: Hey, bro, did you bring your Puff Bar to school today?

Jack: Yo, shut up we finna get rolled by 12

Alex: Calm down, you're such a wannabe. It's a fucking puff bar.
by ItsRec March 26, 2021

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I forgot the definition.
Bob: Hey, bro, I think I have Alzheimers.

Joe: Why's that?

Bob: What did I say again?
via giphy
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A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.
John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big
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A drug trading hotspot in Villa Park, California.
Jimmy: Hey do you have any cocaine?

Bob: Sure, meet me at Villa Park High School.

Mr Lee: The fuck you say?!
by ItsRec March 21, 2021

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