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A small town in southern Alberta that is known for it's delectable ice cream and tacky western theme.

"I'm going to Cochrane to enjoy the ice cream and tacky western theme!"

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Cochrane

A satanic sexual pleasure device worn during the 1800's to increase a mans orgasm. The device houses a hole for the male's penis, aswell as two lead weights on either side. These weights, when pulled up and released, drive into the testicles of the user. The blinding pain, aswell as orgasming, shows the true meaning of "Pain for Pleasure".
However due to health risks of imploding genitails, the fabrication of this device was halted.

Named after its creator, Colm J. Ruddger Cochrane, the Cochrane, or Cock-Ram was a major hit in the opium bars around the time. Only allowed to be preformed in the company of three or more gentleman.

Thou hast seen thyself cochraning on a dubious amount of thine time. 1800's.

My uncle Cyrus tried out an old Cochrane, but after the blood-curdling screams I knew something wasn't quite right.

Cochrane by Caffo November 2, 2008

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Cochrane

A town west of calgary with good views of the rocky Mountains and a good ice cream place

Bruce. I went to cochrane today
Zack. nice

Cochrane by ZACKMAN2007 June 20, 2021

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Cochrane fountain City HS

Just abunch of retards that don't learn jack shit and basically is a prison

Jacob: Mike did you go to cfc
Mike: yea because 1+1=3 I went to Cochrane fountain City HS

Cochrane fountain City HS by Jim Layhey November 1, 2018

Cochrane, Ontario

Small, depressing town in Northern Ontario, Canada.

I have to leave Cochrane as soon as I can!

Cochrane, Ontario by Melvis Piff March 19, 2004

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John H. Cochrane

American economist from the University of Chicago. Known for his laughable lack of knowledge on economics, racist blog where he censors comments while claiming to oppose censorship, and complete lack of understanding on fiscal policy, which he often writes embarrassing articles on.

John H. Cochrane is the laughing stock of economists.

John H. Cochrane by pravimag April 7, 2021

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Phil Cochrane

"Phil Cochrane" is derived from the root name for the ancient chinese warrior: Ching Chang Chung. Any individual with this name will possess astonishing cat-like reflexes and ninja skills. Beware of frequent flatulents and offensive olfactory smells.

Phil Cochrane has ninja skills.

Phil Cochrane by Lad Albrichson February 9, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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