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couchetard 

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.
He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.
couchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005
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concheta 

Conglomeration of slang Spanish known as Tex-Mex. A woman who a man can confide in. A woman to side with him anytime day or night. A confidant. Most often this word represents that of a good wife. But it can be used even if the trustworthy lady and fellow are not joined by marriage.

2. a gangsta hot Mexican mama not afraid to represent her familia
My concheta dressed up to serve me an awesome meal and talk about her interesting day.
Ayyyy, this concheta ain't gonna be putting up with that nonsense fool!
concheta by rubberchicken8 May 5, 2007

ano de la cachetada 

much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)
"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."

"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."
A complete sale pute. If you're in France and you meet a Cochet, leave the country immediately. She is stingy, foul mouthed, and insolent. If there is anything sweet in your home, she'll invade faster than a colony of ants. Stay away at all costs.
I met a Cochet on the airplane to Paris. As soon as we landed, I got back on the plane and returned home to Alabama.
Cochet by Skousser May 25, 2019

cachetada 

You need una cachetada for being so stupid
cachetada by anonymous September 13, 2020
Cochita refers to "Cosita= Thingy" or "Cosa = Thing". In Mexican slang it is used when someone is being adorable.
Ko: You're such a cutie, Andy.
Andy: Awww, cochita. You're the cute one!!
Cochita by MexicanFlavour March 16, 2022