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Getting cochelled 

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.
Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.
Getting cochelled by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023

getting cochelled 

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.
Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

Cochella 

A gathering of rich white college kids with the intent of recreating Woodstock with embarrassing flower headbands and body paint. The music is usually of poor taste and for unknown reasons they make claims that this event changes their life in a positive way.
Allison isn't invited to this bomb ass party, she can take her spoiled ass to Cochella with that bullshit.
Cochella by WestBeezyBarney June 5, 2016

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

Cochlea Block 

The act of being denied an eargasm
“Duuuude, you just cochlea blocked me.”
Cochlea Block by Heybrina February 16, 2019

cochlear implants 

the device that gives a deaf person the ability to hear
hey that deaf dude is wearing cochlear implants
cochlear implants by IceDragon362 January 19, 2020
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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