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Getting cochelled 

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.
Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.
Getting cochelled by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023

getting cochelled 

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.
Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

Cochella 

A gathering of rich white college kids with the intent of recreating Woodstock with embarrassing flower headbands and body paint. The music is usually of poor taste and for unknown reasons they make claims that this event changes their life in a positive way.
Allison isn't invited to this bomb ass party, she can take her spoiled ass to Cochella with that bullshit.
Cochella by WestBeezyBarney June 5, 2016

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

Cochlea Block 

The act of being denied an eargasm
Duuuude, you just cochlea blocked me.”
Cochlea Block by Heybrina February 16, 2019

cochlear implants 

the device that gives a deaf person the ability to hear
hey that deaf dude is wearing cochlear implants
cochlear implants by IceDragon362 January 19, 2020