couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.

He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.

by Mr. X April 4, 2005

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

by Mr. X April 4, 2005

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007

social douchetard

a socially challenged person with douchey traits

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.

by thesmoothoperator June 16, 2010

certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

by lildaywalker November 16, 2009

douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

by Awesomazing February 4, 2009