coccupied 

When one's homosexual friend is occupied (on the recieving end) and cannot make it to the pub for a round of darts.

Hey man, is Ralph coming down for a pint tonight?
Nah, he said he will be fully coccupied tonight his new boyfriend Alex will be balls deep by now.

Steve picked up 2 policemen last night and was doubly coccupied so didn't make it to the game.

coccupied by Travisto June 4, 2007

cockupied 

When a woman is occupied by another man.

Can mean sexually or simply speaking with.

If you wish to speak to a woman, and she is currently speaking with another man, she is said to be cockupied.

NOTE: The other definition listed here should be classified as "Precockupied"

Damn, Slim! All the broads at this party are cockupied! How am I supposed to put my thang down here?!

I told you this shit was wack! Let's go to da club! Der be da freaks!

cockupied by Michael P September 18, 2008

Jerk Occupied 

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.

Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.

Jerk Occupied by Quzu June 9, 2011

Cockupied 

Describing a situation in which a girl is speaking with a man other than yourself. The girl is occupied by a cock, cockupied.

Hey George, why aren't you talking to Laura?

Ahh shucks Dick, she's cockupied by that asshole Donald!

Cockupied by The Supporter July 21, 2008

otherwise occupied

the polite term given in public when one explains that one's apartment or housemates are having sex

Esther: Where are John and Sally?
Keith: They are otherwise occupied and will be joining us shortly.

otherwise occupied by bookeef August 7, 2007

Occupied Palestine 

Israel

American: Dude grab your passport and let's go visit Israel!
Haji: Sorry bro it reads, "The holder of this passport is not entitled to travel to the occupied Palestine".

Occupied Palestine by CricketSpook January 24, 2009

Cockuppied 

When a girl's vagina is taken by her boyfriend's cock and is not having sex with anyone else. Normally she'll always be with her boyfriend and has no time for her friends. She is occupied by her boyfriend, aka, cockuppied.

I really fancy Lynn.. ju think I have a chance?

No man, she's cockuppied

Cockuppied by nyawww February 26, 2011