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Cobstipation 

Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.

Also see cobstipated.
“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”
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An insane, child touching man with who wanders around aimlessly with a woodchipper.
Hey, there's Cofskis again, standing in front of that elementary school.
cofskis by Chuck May 15, 2004
The opposite of a gamer, is not very epic.
Man, you always act like such a conski.
The old people in the retirement homes are such conskis.
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Let's grab a case of Cooskis and go to the Lake.
Cooski by Kdon October 13, 2006

Cobsmith 

Any individual certified in designing and constructing a Web of Cob.
As the Hallo’s of Ween approaches, I need to hire a local Cobsmith to construct an intricate Web of Cob, the likes of which my neighbors will be conversing about for years to come.
Cobsmith by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Cobsidey 

Cobsidey: the feeling of dizziness that sets in after being rufied just before blacking out. Ex
"Bill Cosby gave me an iced tea and now I feel all cobsidey"
Cobsidey by Tiggly_jits September 22, 2022