Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.
Also see cobstipated.
“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”
As the Hallo’s of Ween approaches, I need to hire a local Cobsmith to construct an intricate Web of Cob, the likes of which my neighbors will be conversing about for years to come.