cobelqing

The act of jelqing and pelqing at the same time.

Nick: Are you pelqing rn?
Me: no, i'm cobelqing

by The_real_Jelqmaxxer_69 April 22, 2024

Cobalting

The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.

" I saw Alex cobalting at 8am on my way to work."

by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

Cowbelling

The act of a male pegging another male with a flaccid appendige.

I have a sickness and the only cure is more cowbelling

by HandyBell69 January 27, 2017

combelling

to be stricken with joy or glee.

cher: do you see how boys are responding? my heart is totally bursting!

dionne: i know, i'm combelling!

by carleazyagain November 27, 2006

Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Conelingus

The act of moving your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. Remember to continuously return to her clitoris.

"Hey bro, my pc buddies need a different consent form for conelingus! "

by BruceWillis24 June 14, 2016