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cokeling

Is she a cokeling , cause she looks wacky as heck!
by Yungbludlife04 February 6, 2020
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Cockeling

The act of tickling the head of one's penis.
Hey babe, want to do some Cockeling ?
Hey hot piece, want to Cockle ?
by Adam-Tull January 19, 2009
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Conelingus

The act of moving your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. Remember to continuously return to her clitoris.
"Hey bro, my pc buddies need a different consent form for conelingus! "
by BruceWillis24 June 14, 2016
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Codeling

The sound made by a programmer while writing source code.
Person What did you say?

Programmer Oh nothing I was just codeling.
by FenderQ November 21, 2010
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Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.
Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.
by literalgrrl December 2, 2011
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Pussy cokeing

where a woman puts coke that is cocane in her pussy before she has sex. The walls of the vigina will asorb it just as good as by any other way. In fact some one can have an overdose this way and has caused one known death.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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Cakeling

An adolescent form of a cake. Or any girl called Olivia
Guy: Homegirl is my cake ready to chow down on?

Girl: Hold on honey it's still only a cakeling!

Guy: DAMN!
by MGMS123 December 10, 2008
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